• me: *tries to talk to a character*
  • me: *accidentally sets said character on fire*

surprisebitch:

when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies

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(Source: surprisebitch, via dean-winchester-ass)

Anonymous said: how often do you have sex?

pussysista:

How often is your dad “working late”?

p0kemina:

I’m going to make a youtube video entitled

"Shit ALL men say”

and it will consist only of the phrase “But not all men say that~!!”

And then I’ll wait for men to stare at their keyboards in utter distress as they contemplate the paradox of their intense desire and desperation to inform me that not all men say that.

I will break them.

(via okie-dokie-fallen-angel)

yestermorning:

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Wait, wait, wait, I have an amazing new idea. How about we fix the American school system.

(via anotherfangirlshipper)

imjustabeautifulliar:

paperseverywhere:

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And then I find out the fanfic hasn’t updated for over a year.

That comment though.

(via anotherfangirlshipper)

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

I’ve got
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and
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aint one

This has more notes than i ever hoped for and i still only have 99 followers

(via un-doubtedly-insane)

foxyshy:

school nurse be like

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(Source: f0xyshy, via thegoldiechild)

Reasons why October is the best month:

  • Cold but dry weather 
  • Everything is pretty colours
  • Pumpkin pie
  • Pumpkin coffee
  • Everything being made to look spooky
  • Horror movies on TV all the time
  • Halloween
  • Jumper weather
  • Dressing up as scary things
  • Hot drinks
  • Lots of sweets

(Source: this-tragic-affair, via imthebeeskneesbaby)

dinkweed:

i am so threatened by pretty girls they are terrifying 

(Source: friendzonked, via anotherfangirlshipper)